It is clear that many of our elected officials in the Executive Branch, the Senate, and the House of Representatives, are either corrupt beyond salvage, delusional to the point of insanity, idiotic short of drooling, liberal fascist fanatics, or just plain useless, and must be voted out of office at the earliest available moment, to save America. The only way to put a road block in front of this administration’s, (anti-free market, anti-capitalism, anti-free press, anti-Christian, anti-Israel, Pro-Big Government, Pro-Marxist, Pro-Communist, Pro-Socialist, Pro-Totalitarian, Pro-Radical Muslim, Pro-Revolutionary, Pro-Tax & Spend, and overall Anti-American agenda), passing horrendous bills into law, that go against everything our Founding Fathers stood for, is to vote out the swooning automatic loony liberal votes in the Senate and House in 2010; then vote out Obama and his Marxist and Maoist stooges in 2012.     

The following is a list of those people, regardless of political party, who must go, ASAP, in order of Offensiveness!

1.       Benedict Arlen “Magic-Bullet” Specter

2.       Olympia “I’m Really a Closet Liberal” Snowe.

3.       Chris “Sweet Mortgage/Financial Collapse” Dodd

4.       Barney “Fannie & Freddie Collapse/Banking Queen” Frank

5.       Harry “Night of the Living Dead” Reid

6.       Nancy “San Francisco Loon/Bad Bill Rebrander” Pelosi

7.       Al “ACORN-Elected/Bogus Ballot Bozo” Franken

8.       Patrick “Dazed and Confused” Leahy

9.       Barbara “Don’t Call Me M’am” Boxer

10.   Roland “How Did I Get Here?” Burris

11.   Robert “Am I Still Alive?” Byrd

12.  “Chicago As Usual” Durbin

13.   John “Catsup Cash” Kerry

14.   Carl “Lockstep Liberal Flack” Levin

15.   Bob “Can NJ Get Any More Corrupt?” Menendez

16.   John “Bought The Power” Rockefeller

17.   Bernard “American Lenin” Sanders

18.   Chuck “Third Ranking/Third Rate Liberal” Schumer

19.   Russ “Illegal Alien Advocate” Feingold

20.   Diane “Another San Francisco Loon” Feinstein

21.   Paul “Ted Kennedy Seat Warmer”  Kirk

22.   Henry “No One Else Would Hire Me” Waxman

23.   Maxine “Exit, Stage Left” Waters

24.   Alan “Frothing At The Mouth” Grayson

25.   John “Never Read A Bill” Conyers

26.   Jerry “ACORN Protector/Union Flack” Nadler

27.   Charlie “No Taxes For Me” Rangel

28.   Anthony “My Name Says It All” Weiner

29.   Greg “How Do I Stay Here?” Meeks

30.   Gary “ Liberal Flack Man” Ackerman

31.   Chaka “Who?” Fattah

32.   John “Disgrace to the Marines” Murtha

33.   Patrick “How Do You Think I Got Here?” Kennedy

34.   Sheila “Another Far Left Loon” Jackson Lee

Our government is insane. Liberal Fascism and Wimp Conservatism have taken over every facet of American life.  We went from "EVERYONE GETS A TROPHY" to "GETTING A TROPHY AHEAD OF ANY ACCOMPLISHMENT".  Our totally loony government has now gone from "PASSING BILLS INTO LAW WITHOUT READING THEM" to "PASSING BILLS INTO LAW THAT ARE NOT WRITTEN YET".  Our own President has received the Nobel Peace Prize for merely giving speeches about future plans for accomplishment, and attacks any media that is not fawning over him.  We have tax cheats running the tax system, communists running our free market system, unindicted criminals passing our laws, illegal aliens voting in our elections, and enemies who behead us given the "COMFY-CHAIR" treatment.  When will Americans revolt against our Bipolar-Delusional Senate and House of Representatives?  When will citizens unite against our Malignant Narcissist Megalomaniac President?  Unfortunately there are no more insane asylums to put these people in, so let us return them to the ranks of the ambulatory schizophrenics of the streets.  We can start by voting every lunatic in the Senate and House of Representatives out of office in 2010, and vote out our Marxist President and his team of Czars in 2012.  In the meantime, we must make ourselves heard to every one of these fools in office, and stop anything they try to do.  Nothing must be allowed to be put into law by this group, who are clearly in a current state of berserk mass hysteria.   

I hear there may be a Letterman-Obama Apology tour in the works.  The plan is to combine apologies for America that Obama is so fond of, with apologies for being a serial philanderer and overall creep, by Letterman.  Dave is said to have contacted Bill Clinton for advice on this subject, since Bill is a master in this field.  There will be song and dance routines, choreographed by Madonna, and a documentary filmed by Michael Moore, for release before the US elections of 2010.  The National Organization for Women (NOW) is throwing their support behind Dave, since no conservative women were involved.  Free condoms will be distributed by Planned Parenthood, and an on-site abortion tent will be set up at each city that the tour stops.  Only coastal and heavily Democrat states will be visited, since no Middle-America states will matter, because the new census will give so many electoral votes to states like New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, and California that future elections will be pre-determined for Democrats.  Barbra Streisand will be the opening act, and tickets will be $2,000 each.  Funds for ticket purchases for the public will be provided by the TARP fund, through ACORN, to anyone who applies.  No proof of citizenship will be required.  Al Jazeera will be covering the event for global viewing, and the National Endowment for the Arts, will be providing posters, like the Obama-Hope Poster, to support far left agendas.  Jimmy Carter will be handing out Pro-Palenstine literature, and will give periodic announcements about any Bad Acid that may be floating around.  Special guest appearances will include an Al Gore-John Edwards duet with Rev. Wright playing the Jews Harp, William Ayers & Van Jones comedy act, and Blogo as "The Beaver".  Pelosi and Read will be doing a vaudeville style George Burns-Garcie Allen shtick, geared for the lunatic fringe left wing.  Do I see a new Woodstock?        

TOP 10 REASONS TO NEVER WATCH DAVID LETTERMAN:

10. DAVE HAS THE HOTS FOR SARAH PALIN’S UNDERAGE DAUGHTER.

9. DAVE HAS THE HOTS FOR ALL THE OBAMAS.

8. DAVE HAS THE HOTS FOR ANYTHING IN A SKIRT ON HIS STAFF, INCLUDING THE SCOTTISH MAN IN A KILT.

7.  DAVE IS RECYCLING ALL THE REPUBLICAN JOKES HE HAS EVER SAID, BACK TO EISENHOWER, TO AVOID HAVING TO TELL ANY JOKES ABOUT DEMOCRATS.

6. DAVE NEVER MISSES AN OPPORTUNITY TO CHEAP SHOT ANY CONSERVATIVE, EVEN IF HE HAS THE HOTS FOR THEM.

5. WHEN DAVE IS AT HIS DESK ON THE SHOW, HE IS NUDE BELOW THE WAISTE FOR ALL FEMALE GUESTS, AND SOMETIMES FOR THE MEN.

4. DAVE’S IDOLS ARE HUGH HEFNER, WILT CHAMBERLAIN, JOHN EDWARDS, AND THE LOCAL PROCURER WHO GETS HIM HOOKERS.

3. DAVE KEEPS A SEXUAL HARASSMENT ATTORNEY IN HIS GUEST COTTAGE LIKE A CONCIERGE DOCTOR.

2. DAVE TAKES VIAGRA BEFORE EVEY SHOW, JUST IN CASE HE GETS LUCKY.

1. DAVE HAS THE HOTS FOR HIMSELF.   

Obama’s speech at the UN, September, 23, 2009, exhibited a homogenous blend of supreme arrogance and deluded cluelessness. Obama proves again that he is a legend in his own mind. It seems apropos that one ridiculous speech is followed by another in the form of Muammar Gaddafi. I think that in all future speeches at the UN, Obama should wear robes, a fez, and dark glasses, instead of his usual Malcolm X suit. In fact I think that all crackpot dictators and dictator wannabes should all dress in fashion that depicts their true place in the world. The UN could create a special dressing room where clothing could be kept, to be worn by future megalomaniacal heads of state. I am particularly fond of outfits like the Kim Jong-Il jump suit, the Gaddafi flowing robes, the Castro fatigues, the Che Guevara beret, previous president of Indonesia Sukarno’s fez, Idi Amin’s president for life military style uniform with self awarded medals, Fransisco Franco’s sunglasses, Hitler’s jackboots, and the epaulette shirts with dickeys worn by Hugo Chavez. Of course this room would remain open to future contributions as they arise. I am sure Obama could create the perfect outfit there, on his next visit to the UN, and show solidarity with the rest of the world’s fascist leaders in his garb.

Only Obama can scrap the missile defense shield for Europe and tell the public, it increases global security. Just like a Public Health Option will not interfere with your current health coverage, won't cost the taxpayers a dime, and won't cover illegal aliens. Just like the current 10% unemployment shows he has saved jobs and the economy. Just like his tripling our Debt isn't his fault. Just like surrounding himself with Czars who are communists, revolutionaries, anarchists, domestic terrorists, and lunatics, does not mean he is one. Just like he has no clue that ACORN is a criminal organization. Just like he sat in front of Jeremiah Wright for 20 years and never heard anything inflammatory against America. Just like he knew nothing of William Ayers background. Just like the liquid hitting my leg is rain. This President reminds me of a perpetrator caught red handed, who says, "That's not my gun. That's not my drugs. This is not even my car." 

Four score and zero years ago today, I was sitting in a field in New York State, called Woodstock, with a 1-A draft status, and believed I was witnessing the birth of a new nation; conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition of Peace, Love, Music and Freedom.  Fast forward 40 years; now I am sitting in my overpriced house, worth 2/3 of what I paid for it, driving a tin walled death trap car, so I can get 30 miles to the gallon of speculation priced gasoline, made from oil purchased from our enemies.  I heat my home with the same enemy oil, and cool it with electricity from overburdened nuclear plants.  Why? Because our ridiculous Eco-insane government refuses to harvest our own natural resources of oil, natural gas, coal, and will not build any more refineries or nuclear plants, to provide inexpensive safe energy to all Americans.  Obscure field mice are now more important than humans. The dregs of humanity who refuse to work and criminal illegal aliens are elevated on the backs of working Americans' via tax dollars. Our astute politicians plan a hastening of the destruction of America as we know it, under the weight of yet more and higher taxes on everything we consume, the creation of more government entitlements, and socialism that would make Karl Marx proud, applied to banks, corporations, energy and health care.  We just elected our first liberal fascist socialist President and put radical left wing loons in charge of the Congress and the Senate, just to compensate for previous mass hysteria derangement over the last President. Talk about "reaping what you sow"!  Abraham Lincoln is corkscrewing in his grave.  However, all may not be lost.  I recently witnessed the new dissent, reminiscent of the dissent I felt at Woodstock, against an oppressive government.  Then it was against an extreme right wing government, now it is against an extreme left wing government; ironically, the Woodstock generation, all grown up and in control. Now, in an America that is only taught revisionist history, and a free press that has voluntarily become a state run propaganda media machine, compiling enemy lists in the name of merely answering critics, I can only hope for a new Woodstock generation, in the new Tea Parties and a rebellion of the underground conservative movement.  Peace, brother.        

America is sprinting towards total financial collapse under this Ultra-Loon-Commie President and his 30 appointed Czars, his insane policies, and proposed punishment-taxes of people with the audacity to work for a living, without being in a union. All this is being done in the name of the environment and to create a United Soviet Socialist America (USSA), a dystopia of America's first "union workers paradise". Obama went to Russia to get a few pointers already. America has almost unlimited supplies of oil, natural gas, coal, and nuclear technology that would make gasoline, heating oil, electricity, and all energy needs cheap for Americans. So what does our fearless leader want; wind, solar and no harvesting of our plentiful resources so that already proven-to-fail overpriced technologies will be rammed down our throats with tax punishments for Americans with normal energy consumption, and the subsequent energy costs skyrocketing. Someone please impeach this fool. This is nothing short of eco-terrorism against the American consumer. Armed with junk science and the support of eco-lunatics that no one ever took seriously in the 1960s, the Obama administration pushes forward to create the de facto outlawing of oil, natural gas, coal, and nuclear technology. The Green Nazis are here with their Eco-Holocaust on the way. Their vision is citizens sitting in their freezing huts, wearing mountains of clothing in the winter, naked and sweating to death in the summer, driving to their government job in Government Motors tin foil death trap cars that get 50 miles to the gallon of $10.00 per gallon gasoline, waiting a year for a hospital test, that would have saved their life earlier, under new rationed health care, in a one party Democrat system (created by giving citizenship to 20 million illegal alien Democrat voters) with a two class America, the rich (Obama included, upper class) and the poor (made up of the previously middle class pushed into the new lower class alongside the dregs of humanity, elevated to the same status through entitlements).  “1984” has finally occurred in 2009! WAKE UP, YOU INCREDIBLY STUPID AMERICANS!!!

Today Bernie Madoff was sentenced to 150 years for defrauding investors out of 65 billion dollars. Also today, we have just found out, the Obama White House suppressed a scientific study that Global Warming is a fraud. Obama used Global Warming to defraud the American Taxpayer out of 400 billion dollars in the Stimulus Plan. How many years should Obama get? At the very least, should he be impeached for the catastrophic fraud that he participated in? Should Al Gore give back his Oscar, and the Nobel Prize. Should all the Democrats who also partipated in this fraud be punished. Should we have a new vote in the congress based on this information? Should the Republican Party wake up from their collective coma and jump all over this, and start pushing for oil, natural gas, coal, and nuclear power, to bring energy costs and impending Obamataxes down and save us from junk science and the unwillingness to harvest our own resources to illiminate the burden on Americans? Or, should we just continue watching "Jon and Kate Plus 8", "Michael Jackson 24/7 News" , and stay in our apathetic celebrity induced ignorance of reality? 

As Capitalism circles the bowl of the Loony-Left-Democrat controlled low flow toilet that is now America, and Obama colors the water like some Liberal Fascist Tidy Bowl Man, so you can't see it, I wonder where the conservatives are in the Senate and the Congress.  Have they all been flushed already?  The elections of 2010 are the absolute last chance for Republicans to stop this Socialist tidal wave from destroying America.  They must take enough seats back to overcome a filibuster proof Senate, and enough to override political traitors like Specter, Snowe, and Collins.  As liberal hate monger, Al Franken is poised to be the 60th guaranteed filibuster proof vote for Liberal Fascism, Republicans should be out campaigning heavily now for any seat that can be removed from the jaws of the new USSA.  The Congress is a lost cause, but the Senate can be retrieved as a stop measure to the complete Marxist takeover of America, if Republicans act now.  When even Pravda has to warn America of our impending Marxism, and foreign media has to ask the question of whether or not Obama is a communist, we are already close to end. 

We don’t extend the hand of friendship to ruthless Dictators, who deny their citizens basic human rights, and plot against us.

We don’t apologize to the world for their perceptions of our shortcomings, when we have given more lives and treasure than any country in history, for their freedom and well being.

We don’t parlay with heads of state that sponsor terrorism and supply our enemies with the means to kill our soldiers and our citizens.

We believe in God, and we have met and defeated many Devils on earth, not cower from them, or pay them to leave us alone.

We forgive many things, but not treason, or the murder of innocents.

We don’t do business with countries that would destroy us, if given the opportunity, and work toward that end, while making the money to fund our downfall, from us.

We believe in success, a free market, and Capitalism; not Socialism, Communism, Marxism, or any other “ism” that destroys the will to succeed, and would turn America into a land of rewarded failures, enslaved by government entitlements.

We are a peaceful nation, but we do not believe in appeasement and collaboration with our enemies, to avoid a fight for our freedom and the freedom of our allies.

We have no respect for politicians, who enrich themselves and their cronies, with our hard earned tax dollars, while caring little or nothing for the plight of Americans, other than to gain our votes, to win the ability, to pursue their selfish enterprises.

We believe in a free press, not a government stooge propaganda machine that hides the truth from our citizens to promote their favored regime.

We are Americans; and our ideals will not perish from this earth, despite the attempts of oppressors, including our own government.

Obama Enforcers begin their enemies list that makes Nixon’s Plumbers look like cub scouts. Using the full weight of the Government through the Department of Homeland Security, Obama moves to suppress legitimate dissent against this liberal fascist administration, when it declares conservatives and veterans as Right Wing Extremists, who must be watched and eventually destroyed. Here we go again; instead of worrying about illegal alien criminals and radical Islamic terrorists, Obama targets conservatives. Do I hear “Ruby Ridge” and “Waco” all over again? Every left wing administration has to find an enemy to replace Radical Islam, Illegal Aliens, and Foreign Dictators that it will do nothing against, and replace them with some obscure miniscule groups who pose no serious threat, but can easily be manipulated into an enemy, to show how tough the liberals are when they crush them. Minor religious groups and ineffective right wing groups are always the target. Hitler had the Jews, Obama has American Christians, veterans, and conservatives. Big Brother is watching. Wasn’t it Michael Moore who said that dissent is patriotic? I guess he only meant dissent against conservatism. Obama may also be reacting to squash the Tea Parties that may develop into a movement against liberal fascism and left wing totalitarianism that is his goal in a new Negative Utopia for America.