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Superman's Bizarro World & Obama

I have finally figured out how a person like Barack Obama is ahead of John McCain in all the polls for the election of our next President.  How the most far left, lunatic fringe endorsed, least accomplished, zero experienced, megalomaniacal, hustler, to ever run for this office, can get more support than a great man with decades of military and Senatorial experience.  How a cowardly, marxist-communist-socialist liberal fascist can get more votes than a courageous, traditional-values, true American hero.  How a man trained to never take a stand on a controversial issue, and always lock-step with his party, can possibly beat a man who always speaks his mind and stands up to his own party, regardless of the consequenses.  How any voter could possibly imagine Obama over McCain, as a Commander-in-Chief, and leader of the free world, in a collapsing world economy, and global terrorist threats, when there is absolutely no evidence of a single accomplishment, other than grandiose speeches, to his credit.  His supporters say Obama is ready to lead, based solely on his judgment,  in the absense of experience.  Based on what?  Where has this magnificent judgment ever been shown to exist in Obama's entire life?  Is it when he allied himself with communists, socialists, Marxists, anarchists, domestic and foreign terrorists, anti-white anti-American radical preachers, voter fraud organizations, and every far left group in America?  Or, is it when he was wrong about the Surge in Iraq, and took the spineless approach on the invasion of Georgia by the Russians, in his first two tests of his foreign policy judgment.  In the face of it all, media indoctrinated Americans run swooning to the polls for this ultimate poser.  So what makes it all make sense.  There is only one explanation.  Somehow the earth slipped through a dimensional warp and we are all now in Bizarro World, where everything is upside down and backwards.  Either that, or we are in the first stage of the Apocalypse, evidenced by the unearned, unwarranted, and unexplainable mass hysteria of the American masses cheering for their own doom in an Anti-Christ Obama Presidency.  Unfortunately, we can't get enough de-programmers out to the public in time to counter the effects of the Moonie-esque adoration to this ultimate con.           
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The Wounded Lion

A solitary wounded lion named Usa, makes it's way across the wilderness.  It has been separated from it's Pride, called Frewurld, but still has cubs to protect, who frolic in the dim light of evening, unaware of the hazards in the dark.  The cubs are named Reepub, Deemo, and Indee.  Reepub is alert and watches the darkness, while Deemo runs and plays without care.  Indee is the youngest and follows whichever sibling is closest, at the moment.  Frewurld behaved as if it didn't need Usa, and ran ahead recklessly, without waiting for the more powerful Usa and the cubs.  The wound of Usa is only superficial, but it is infected by exposure to the disease of the lion's enemies in the last battle.  Such infections are known as Leftufar among the Pride.  Usa needs to get cleaned of the infection, and rest, in order to stay healthy, and continue to protect the cubs. The wound was given to the lion by a pack of jackels, known as the Mideest, that it fought off earlier to protect the cubs.  Unfortunately the lion only killed two of the jackals, named Erack and Afgaan, and weakened by the fight, regretably allowed the other ones to escape; but the lion still smells them out there in the dark.  The remaining jackals are Alkiid, Hezbol, Hahmus, Taleeb, and Ploh.  During the light of day, they hide in dens called Eeraan, Seeriah, Wuhzeer, and Pulista, spread across the wilderness, waiting for the lion to weaken further and lose the strength and will to defend itself and the cubs.  They do not know the courage of the lion.  Many times Usa told the pride they must rid the wilderness of these jackals, but Frewurld was almost unanimously against any pre-emptive move.  The lion's plight is now complicated by the scent of two old starving leopards, named Ussar and Chiin, who could not kill the lion if either one attacked alone, but may be able to overcome Usa if they attack together, when the lion is weak and tired from the effect of Leftufar.  Their fervor is amplified by there hunger, and now they are considering this course of action for the first time.  The old leopards have already killed two smaller animals called Tib and jorj, to test their strength in the potential battle with Usa.  Usa realizes again, that if Frewurld will not assist, the lion may have to fight them all.  The old leopards may wait until Usa has dealt with the remaining jackals, and when the lion is at its weakest, attack and finish it off.  The leopards will then rule the wilderness, as they know, without Usa, Frewurld will be no threat, and the cubs are just another meal.    
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THE LAW FIRM OF OBAMA, PELOSI, & REID

The Law Firm of Obama, Pelosi, & Reid:  We'll deal with the Government, you have enough to worry about.  We'll do all the thinking for you, don't get a head-ache.  Specializing in Pro Bono legal services for Radical Islam, Terrorists, Terrorist Supporters, Eco-Terrorists, Enemy Combatants, Rogue Nations, Criminal Illegal Aliens & Gangs, Late-Term-Last-Minute Abortionists, Child Molesters, and America Hating Professors & Teachers.  Advocates of Banning of Military Recruiting and any Funding for the Military or Defense (Although we support our troops).  Banning of all Oil Drilling, Oil Refineries, Nuclear Energy, and any harvesting of any of our Natural Resources, other than Wind & Solar Energy.  Banning of God.  Promoting Open Borders, Sanctuary Cities, Legalizing Recreational Drugs, and Expanding the Welfare State.  Proponents of Big Government, the Nanny State, Gay Marriage, Polygamy, Inter-Species Marriage, Adult-Child Marriage, Dumbed-Down Politically Correct Education, Increasing Taxes for Hard Working Americans and Small Businesses and giving the money to the least productive elements of our Society (Reverse Darwinism-Survival of the Un-Fittest).  Punishers of Success, Rewarders of Failure.  Friends of the United Nations, Dictators, Totalitarian Regimes, Marxists, Communists, Socialists, Leftist Labor Unions, the Extreme Left-Wing Controlled Press, and all Anti-American Countries, Churches, and Individuals.  How do we do it?  We steal the money from anyone who works or owns a business.  What is the difference between our Firm and a Brothel?  At the Brothel, they quit screwing you when you are dead.  For information, call the Democratic Party. 
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