Obamalogic:

Over 10% Unemployment = Creating and Saving Jobs

Scrapping European Missile Defense Shield = More Security

Public Option, Government Takeover, Health Care Bill = Improved Health Care

Trillions in New Government Expenses = Cost Savings

Increasing Taxes and Spending during a Recession = Stronger Economy

Giving More Rights to Terrorists & Illegal Alien Criminals, While Taking Away Rights of American Citizens in New Bills = American Justice

Appointing Communists, Socialists, Marxists, Mao Tse Tung Worshippers, Castro & Che Followers, Hugo Chavez Sympathizers, Eco-Nazis, and Liberal Fascists as Czars and Obama Staff = Encouraging Free Market Capitalism

Bowing to Muslim Kings, Dictators, and Emperors = Showing Strength

Pursuing Endless, Already Proven Failed, Diplomacy with Iran, North Korea, Etc. = Showing More Strength

Apologizing to All Nations of the World for America, and Begging for Friendship = Statesmanship

Re-Installing Pre 911 Mentality, with Actions like Trying Terrorists in Circus Trials in New York over many Years, with subsequent Endangering of American Lives, and the Expense of Tens of Millions of Dollars, and Ignoring Radical Muslims in America (like the Fort Hood Terrorist), due to Political Correctness = Protecting America from our Enemies

Government Takeover of Banks, Financial Institutions, Large Corporations, Health Care, The Media (through Government support), The Supreme Court (through appointments), The Senate and The House (through by-passing them with powerful Czars, answerable only to the President) = Freedom

Stealing Elections with Organizations like ACORN, through Voter Fraud = Democracy

Spending Billions on Impractical, Unworkable and Outrageously Expensive Alternative Energy, with subsequent Soaring Energy Costs to the Public, while refusing to Harvest Plentiful Oil, Natural Gas, and Coal, and refusing to Create Inexpensive New Nuclear Power = Common Sense Energy for America

Appointing a Military Commander in Afghanistan and Ignoring his Requests for Troops = Commander-In-Chief Leadership

Obama in Dogpatch USA

Bush Derangement Syndrome is only surpassed by its replacement, Obama Worship Hysteria. I keep thinking that I am in the comic strip Li’l Abner. As Obama destroys everything that America stands for, to swooning crowds in the USA; it reminds me of the exploits of the citizens of Dogpatch, U.S.A., who cheer with equal enthusiasm, when Senator Jack S. Phogbound announces that the government has named their town the most unnecessary place in America and an evacuation is ordered to clear the town for atomic bomb testing. The townspeople of Dogpatch only decide to fight the orders when they learn that the evacuation will take place before the annual Sadie Hawkins Day Race, when Daisy Mae plans to catch her sweetheart Li'l Abner Yokum. If only true Americans could organize a National Sadie Hawkins Day Race, maybe the spell of Obama’s Evil Eye Fleagle Triple Whammy, over the gullible masses, could be broken. Unfortunately, as long as most of our population, gazes at Obama, like they just took one look at Stupefyin’ Jones, we’re doomed.    

I hear there may be a Letterman-Obama Apology tour in the works.  The plan is to combine apologies for America that Obama is so fond of, with apologies for being a serial philanderer and overall creep, by Letterman.  Dave is said to have contacted Bill Clinton for advice on this subject, since Bill is a master in this field.  There will be song and dance routines, choreographed by Madonna, and a documentary filmed by Michael Moore, for release before the US elections of 2010.  The National Organization for Women (NOW) is throwing their support behind Dave, since no conservative women were involved.  Free condoms will be distributed by Planned Parenthood, and an on-site abortion tent will be set up at each city that the tour stops.  Only coastal and heavily Democrat states will be visited, since no Middle-America states will matter, because the new census will give so many electoral votes to states like New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, and California that future elections will be pre-determined for Democrats.  Barbra Streisand will be the opening act, and tickets will be $2,000 each.  Funds for ticket purchases for the public will be provided by the TARP fund, through ACORN, to anyone who applies.  No proof of citizenship will be required.  Al Jazeera will be covering the event for global viewing, and the National Endowment for the Arts, will be providing posters, like the Obama-Hope Poster, to support far left agendas.  Jimmy Carter will be handing out Pro-Palenstine literature, and will give periodic announcements about any Bad Acid that may be floating around.  Special guest appearances will include an Al Gore-John Edwards duet with Rev. Wright playing the Jews Harp, William Ayers & Van Jones comedy act, and Blogo as "The Beaver".  Pelosi and Read will be doing a vaudeville style George Burns-Garcie Allen shtick, geared for the lunatic fringe left wing.  Do I see a new Woodstock?        

Obama’s speech at the UN, September, 23, 2009, exhibited a homogenous blend of supreme arrogance and deluded cluelessness. Obama proves again that he is a legend in his own mind. It seems apropos that one ridiculous speech is followed by another in the form of Muammar Gaddafi. I think that in all future speeches at the UN, Obama should wear robes, a fez, and dark glasses, instead of his usual Malcolm X suit. In fact I think that all crackpot dictators and dictator wannabes should all dress in fashion that depicts their true place in the world. The UN could create a special dressing room where clothing could be kept, to be worn by future megalomaniacal heads of state. I am particularly fond of outfits like the Kim Jong-Il jump suit, the Gaddafi flowing robes, the Castro fatigues, the Che Guevara beret, previous president of Indonesia Sukarno’s fez, Idi Amin’s president for life military style uniform with self awarded medals, Fransisco Franco’s sunglasses, Hitler’s jackboots, and the epaulette shirts with dickeys worn by Hugo Chavez. Of course this room would remain open to future contributions as they arise. I am sure Obama could create the perfect outfit there, on his next visit to the UN, and show solidarity with the rest of the world’s fascist leaders in his garb.

Only Obama can scrap the missile defense shield for Europe and tell the public, it increases global security. Just like a Public Health Option will not interfere with your current health coverage, won't cost the taxpayers a dime, and won't cover illegal aliens. Just like the current 10% unemployment shows he has saved jobs and the economy. Just like his tripling our Debt isn't his fault. Just like surrounding himself with Czars who are communists, revolutionaries, anarchists, domestic terrorists, and lunatics, does not mean he is one. Just like he has no clue that ACORN is a criminal organization. Just like he sat in front of Jeremiah Wright for 20 years and never heard anything inflammatory against America. Just like he knew nothing of William Ayers background. Just like the liquid hitting my leg is rain. This President reminds me of a perpetrator caught red handed, who says, "That's not my gun. That's not my drugs. This is not even my car." 

As Capitalism circles the bowl of the Loony-Left-Democrat controlled low flow toilet that is now America, and Obama colors the water like some Liberal Fascist Tidy Bowl Man, so you can't see it, I wonder where the conservatives are in the Senate and the Congress.  Have they all been flushed already?  The elections of 2010 are the absolute last chance for Republicans to stop this Socialist tidal wave from destroying America.  They must take enough seats back to overcome a filibuster proof Senate, and enough to override political traitors like Specter, Snowe, and Collins.  As liberal hate monger, Al Franken is poised to be the 60th guaranteed filibuster proof vote for Liberal Fascism, Republicans should be out campaigning heavily now for any seat that can be removed from the jaws of the new USSA.  The Congress is a lost cause, but the Senate can be retrieved as a stop measure to the complete Marxist takeover of America, if Republicans act now.  When even Pravda has to warn America of our impending Marxism, and foreign media has to ask the question of whether or not Obama is a communist, we are already close to end. 

We don’t extend the hand of friendship to ruthless Dictators, who deny their citizens basic human rights, and plot against us.

We don’t apologize to the world for their perceptions of our shortcomings, when we have given more lives and treasure than any country in history, for their freedom and well being.

We don’t parlay with heads of state that sponsor terrorism and supply our enemies with the means to kill our soldiers and our citizens.

We believe in God, and we have met and defeated many Devils on earth, not cower from them, or pay them to leave us alone.

We forgive many things, but not treason, or the murder of innocents.

We don’t do business with countries that would destroy us, if given the opportunity, and work toward that end, while making the money to fund our downfall, from us.

We believe in success, a free market, and Capitalism; not Socialism, Communism, Marxism, or any other “ism” that destroys the will to succeed, and would turn America into a land of rewarded failures, enslaved by government entitlements.

We are a peaceful nation, but we do not believe in appeasement and collaboration with our enemies, to avoid a fight for our freedom and the freedom of our allies.

We have no respect for politicians, who enrich themselves and their cronies, with our hard earned tax dollars, while caring little or nothing for the plight of Americans, other than to gain our votes, to win the ability, to pursue their selfish enterprises.

We believe in a free press, not a government stooge propaganda machine that hides the truth from our citizens to promote their favored regime.

We are Americans; and our ideals will not perish from this earth, despite the attempts of oppressors, including our own government.

Bush Derangement Syndrome is only surpassed by its replacement, Obama Worship Hysteria. I keep thinking that I am in the comic strip Li’l Abner. As Obama destroys everything that America stands for, to swooning crowds in the USA; it reminds me of the exploits of the citizens of Dogpatch, U.S.A., who cheer with equal enthusiasm, when Senator Jack S. Phogbound announces that the government has named their town the most unnecessary place in America and an evacuation is ordered to clear the town for atomic bomb testing. The townspeople of Dogpatch only decide to fight the orders when they learn that the evacuation will take place before the annual Sadie Hawkins Day Race, when Daisy Mae plans to catch her sweetheart Li'l Abner Yokum. If only true Americans could organize a National Sadie Hawkins Day Race, maybe the spell of Obama’s Evil Eye Fleagle Triple Whammy, over the gullible masses, could be broken. Unfortunately, as long as most of our population, gazes at Obama, like they just took one look at Stupefyin’ Jones, we’re doomed.    

Words fail this writer to properly express my continuing contempt for this administration, other than simply calling them fools and criminals.  This is the worst bunch I have ever seen in my lifetime, or ever read about before me.  Everything that was warned about putting these Far Left Democrats in charge of the entire government is coming true.  The lies, corruption, incompetence, and downright insanity of the Obama liberal fascist regime should be the biggest "I told you so" ever recorded in US history.  Once again Democrats prove that the only thing they know how to do is steal Americans' money and hemorrage it at any perceived problem with zero oversight, accountability, or common sense.  Close to 90% of the American Media is nothing more than a propaganda machine for this administration that would make Mao Tse Tung, Hitler, and Stalin envious.  In their cases though, they had to take over the Press by force.  The American Press handed themselves over without a fight, and now covers for the administration because it is Too Cool To Fail.  If you want to see a microcosm of just how pathetic this administration is, check out the recent speech of Nancy Pelosi, praising illegal aliens and condemning our law enforcement for trying to do something about this out of control fiasco.  Or, read her recent Rolling Stone interview where she wants to prosecute the people from the last administration for keeping us safe for 7 years, from those "freedom fighters" in the Middle East.  It is a good thing Pelosi and her ilk was not around after WWII, to prosecute FDR, Truman, and Eisenhower as war criminals for killing those Nazi and Japanese Freedom Fighters who tried to destroy us then.  Or, Tokyo Rose Harry Reid telling Americans from 1941-1945, that the war was lost and should be given up.  Or, a President Obama telling the American public he wants to have a talk with the more reasonable Nazis, while prostrating himself before his Idol, Stalinist Russia.  I hear that Obama will be replacing the phrase Enemy Combatants with "Pink Bunnies".  What a MAN!  America proves once again it will never learn from history.  It is not that we are "Too Big To Fail", it is that we are "Too Ridiculous To Succeed".     

Now that America can no longer be, a fighting force to be free

Terrorism in Iraq, will be back, since the New USA will no longer be on the attack

Afghanistan will see the New Taliban, and nukes will sell from Iran,

To Al Qaeda, Hezbollah, Hamas, and the PLO,

After we close Gitmo, where will the terrorists go, we don’t know

In America, every terror cell, will be well,

As we open our borders to every worldwide Skel

Meanwhile Putin will be rootin’ for Socialist USA, onward from today,

And Red China will be right behind-ya, with US technology, stolen with no apology,

As they sell us their poison and build their military, to put us the cemetery

While we refuse, to use, our own resource, and would prefer the horse,

As we worry about Global Warming, while our enemies are swarming,

And laugh in our face, as we obsess over race,

To prove to the world that we can elect a minority, regardless of his inferiority

So we risk our life and limb, to put him, over the rim,

As he defends, his loony friends,

In his new administration, that is truly an abomination.

Copyright @ 2009, by Neo-Winston Smith

Two of the first things that a fascist regime does when it comes to power, is to take over control of the media and the banks.  That way all the money of a country can be controlled to fund only what the fascist’s want and the press can be used as a total propaganda tool for the new regime, amplifying each minor accomplishment and suppressing each major offense.  In this country those two things have already been accomplished for Obama, before he takes office.  Obama is, in essence, already the De facto Chairman of the Board/CEO of almost all the media, including the major TV networks, radio, newspapers, magazines, film industry, book publishers, and almost everything you see, read or hear, including all the universities, by their own unforced capitulation.  The exception is Fox News and Conservative Talk Radio, which functions like Radio Free Europe during the Nazi Occupation, attempting to dispense an unbiased view of the government.  Obviously, Obama Gestapo agents will be trying to destroy these entities early, through a seemingly benign, yet truly ominous, "Fairness Doctrine", which can now readily pass through the current liberal fascist Congress, or by intimidation, using the power of the oval office through the use of the DOJ, IRS, FBI, or simply by Executive Order.  After a diabolically manipulated crash of the stock market, through the forced collapse of the key mortgage banks, timed to perfection, thirty days before the election, and after the weakening of America through crushing energy costs and oil price gouging, gutless politicians rushed to nationalize our banking institutions to save their collective asses.  No one would dare refuse, so close to elections, which accounts for the timing.  This situation thus makes Obama, also the De facto Chairman of the Board/CEO of key American banks from day one of his Presidency.  Never, in American history, has such power been given to a President, especially one with such dubious credentials, and apparently evil alliances.  Obama has taken power, at the most contrived vulnerable moment in America, taking advantage of liberal self loathing white guilt and revenge oriented minority hatred of "Whitey", to catapult him to global emperor status, by stringing together well crafted speeches filled with sophomoric slogans about "Hope" and "Change", geared to an elementary school mentality.  He has accomplished this miracle overthrow of the government, preying on a mass hysteria of the proletariat that is willing to give up their freedoms for state controlled comfort, in a moment of crisis; all this without having to fire a single shot.  Hitler and Stalin would be envious of Obama's new fascist government.  As Hitler did with the Jews, Obama already has his scapegoat of hatred in "Conservatives” that he can condemn as racists and greed merchants against the oppressed poor, and blame for all ills.  This is part of the age old plan of revolution.  Obama has enlisted his first rabid partisan henchman as Chief of Staff.  More will follow in the Cabinet, then later in the Supreme Court.  Worse will be those in his secret police, that he refers to as a civilian guard with equal powers as the military.  What fools we Americans truly are, to put this communist dilettante in the most powerful job on earth, and give a near filibuster proof congress to the far left lunatic fringe controlled Democrat Party.  I wonder what the new salute will be among the faithful?  Will the Fist Bump be Obama's version of Sig Heil? 

I guess the red flags didn't wake up an uninformed, unaware, uneducated, dullard, brainwashed, superficial public to the obvious:  Born of an African Radical Black Militant Muslim and a Hippie; Sent to a Muslim school; Raised by an Ultra Liberal Grandfather; Given a free ride to prestigious colleges merely because of race; Trained, mentored, indoctrinated, and funded by communists, Marxists, socialists, liberal fascists, anarchists, domestic terrorists, anti-whites, anti-Semitics, anti-Americans, faux-christian radicals, and extremist lunatic fringe fifth columnists; Carried through the corrupt Illinois legislature to the US Senate by like minded America haters, where his rear end didn't hit the seat in his new office, before he was arrogantly running for President of the United States, as a run-nothing-done-nothing zero-experience no-merit candidate, with delusions of grandeur, megalomania, and a Messiah complex, who claims his infintile judgment and celebrity is enough to overide his pathetic naivite and lack of any sort of reasonable experience. This job is so far over his head, he couldn't throw a basketball over it.  And yet...the indoctrinated dumbed-down American public, beaten into submission by the propaganda of over 80% of the corrupt Media, and almost every institute of learning, staggered to the polls like zombies or lobotomized mental patients, drooling all the way, to vote for this over-hyped motivational speaker; this fugitive from a pyramid marketing scam seminar; as the first affirmative action President. This is a historic election, not for electing the first black American as President, but for electing the first black militant Marxist liberal fascist as President.  A bloodless communist coup has occured in America, and we gave it up without a fight.  When I think of Presidents, I think of Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln, not a degenerate Barrack Hussein Obama.  It might as well be Adolf Hitler Smith trained by the KKK, to be the eqivalent from the right wing as this loon is from the left wing. This fool is a stain on America that no amount of carpet cleaner can remove, and America deserves everything it gets from this point forward. I do not accept this America hating traitor as President and I never will. Get ready for the second great depression with Hoover-esque tax increases, China/Russia as the new world power from their oil money, while we mount sails on our cars and protect our cariboo, putting our military on the curb, and all going on welfare with the new illegal alien nation on the same line waiting for medical services, as the American corporations flee this ridiculous country while small businessmen fold up because they are now the "rich" targets, in the new race/class war conflict of this new administration.  Obama Thought Police are on the way in our new Orwellian 1984 dystopia, so this may be my last transmission in what is left of internet-free America until Obama's Black Panther Security forces show up here with their nightsticks.  Obama is the Borg, resistance is futile, you will be assimilated.  Political Correctness is now the law. Good Bye and Good Luck!