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OBAMA HAS RAISED THE DEAD; but only because they are so ticked off!

Posted by Neo-Winston Smith on Monday, December 14, 2009 1:05:27 PM
Obama Has Raised The Dead; but only because they are so ticked off!
 
Today Alfred Nobel is rolling over in his grave and wishes he could take back his money. The Founding Fathers have been rolling over in their graves for the last 11 months, and have thus drilled an escape tunnel. Lincoln, FDR, Truman, Eisenhower, and Reagan joined them to dig their way out. Lincoln already has notes for a new “Gettysburg Address”. Mao Tse Tung, Karl Marx, Lenin, Stalin, and Khrushchev came back from the dead to cheer, then went to the White House for a meeting with the SEIU and General Electric Corporation. Fidel Castro came back from senility to dance in the street with Hugo Chavez, and the apparition of Che Guevara, who has been up since the presidential election. Hitler and Napoleon are studying Obama, on how to take over America without firing a shot, before they commit to coming back. They can’t believe it was this easy. Joseph Goebbels came back just to see for himself that most of the American Press actually surrendered themselves over to the state, willingly. The ghosts of all our fallen soldiers are forming an army to storm Washington and take back control from the communists and fascists that they thought were defeated long ago. Senator Joseph McCarthy popped out of his grave to tell everyone that he was right about communist infiltration in America, after all; it just took a little longer. The spirits of John Wayne, Charlton Heston, Charles Bronson, and George C. Scott will command the assault on Hollywood, since they have concluded that they are “just too ridiculous to go on”. Audie Murphy will personally dig himself up and take back the Medal of Freedom from Steven Spielberg and Tom Hanks, who were ludicrously given it by Bill Clinton, for a Movie. Deceased Medal of Honor recipients will then give a lecture in the Senate on the true definition of the word “Hero”, which, obviously, politicians have forgotten. Gerald Ford will switch places with Jimmy Carter, so we won’t have to hear him speak again, or write any more books, against America. Paul Revere is currently resuscitating his horse to ride through America and shout, “The socialists are coming! The socialists are coming!”     
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OBAMA'S NEW USSA

Posted by Neo-Winston Smith on Tuesday, June 02, 2009 12:41:20 PM

As Capitalism circles the bowl of the Loony-Left-Democrat controlled low flow toilet that is now America, and Obama colors the water like some Liberal Fascist Tidy Bowl Man, so you can't see it, I wonder where the conservatives are in the Senate and the Congress.  Have they all been flushed already?  The elections of 2010 are the absolute last chance for Republicans to stop this Socialist tidal wave from destroying America.  They must take enough seats back to overcome a filibuster proof Senate, and enough to override political traitors like Specter, Snowe, and Collins.  As liberal hate monger, Al Franken is poised to be the 60th guaranteed filibuster proof vote for Liberal Fascism, Republicans should be out campaigning heavily now for any seat that can be removed from the jaws of the new USSA.  The Congress is a lost cause, but the Senate can be retrieved as a stop measure to the complete Marxist takeover of America, if Republicans act now.  When even Pravda has to warn America of our impending Marxism, and foreign media has to ask the question of whether or not Obama is a communist, we are already close to end. 

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