It is clear that many of our elected officials in the Executive Branch, the Senate, and the House of Representatives, are either corrupt beyond salvage, delusional to the point of insanity, idiotic short of drooling, liberal fascist fanatics, or just plain useless, and must be voted out of office at the earliest available moment, to save America. The only way to put a road block in front of this administration’s, (anti-free market, anti-capitalism, anti-free press, anti-Christian, anti-Israel, Pro-Big Government, Pro-Marxist, Pro-Communist, Pro-Socialist, Pro-Totalitarian, Pro-Radical Muslim, Pro-Revolutionary, Pro-Tax & Spend, and overall Anti-American agenda), passing horrendous bills into law, that go against everything our Founding Fathers stood for, is to vote out the swooning automatic loony liberal votes in the Senate and House in 2010; then vote out Obama and his Marxist and Maoist stooges in 2012.     

The following is a list of those people, regardless of political party, who must go, ASAP, in order of Offensiveness!

1.       Benedict Arlen “Magic-Bullet” Specter

2.       Olympia “I’m Really a Closet Liberal” Snowe.

3.       Chris “Sweet Mortgage/Financial Collapse” Dodd

4.       Barney “Fannie & Freddie Collapse/Banking Queen” Frank

5.       Harry “Night of the Living Dead” Reid

6.       Nancy “San Francisco Loon/Bad Bill Rebrander” Pelosi

7.       Al “ACORN-Elected/Bogus Ballot Bozo” Franken

8.       Patrick “Dazed and Confused” Leahy

9.       Barbara “Don’t Call Me M’am” Boxer

10.   Roland “How Did I Get Here?” Burris

11.   Robert “Am I Still Alive?” Byrd

12.  “Chicago As Usual” Durbin

13.   John “Catsup Cash” Kerry

14.   Carl “Lockstep Liberal Flack” Levin

15.   Bob “Can NJ Get Any More Corrupt?” Menendez

16.   John “Bought The Power” Rockefeller

17.   Bernard “American Lenin” Sanders

18.   Chuck “Third Ranking/Third Rate Liberal” Schumer

19.   Russ “Illegal Alien Advocate” Feingold

20.   Diane “Another San Francisco Loon” Feinstein

21.   Paul “Ted Kennedy Seat Warmer”  Kirk

22.   Henry “No One Else Would Hire Me” Waxman

23.   Maxine “Exit, Stage Left” Waters

24.   Alan “Frothing At The Mouth” Grayson

25.   John “Never Read A Bill” Conyers

26.   Jerry “ACORN Protector/Union Flack” Nadler

27.   Charlie “No Taxes For Me” Rangel

28.   Anthony “My Name Says It All” Weiner

29.   Greg “How Do I Stay Here?” Meeks

30.   Gary “ Liberal Flack Man” Ackerman

31.   Chaka “Who?” Fattah

32.   John “Disgrace to the Marines” Murtha

33.   Patrick “How Do You Think I Got Here?” Kennedy

34.   Sheila “Another Far Left Loon” Jackson Lee

I hear there may be a Letterman-Obama Apology tour in the works.  The plan is to combine apologies for America that Obama is so fond of, with apologies for being a serial philanderer and overall creep, by Letterman.  Dave is said to have contacted Bill Clinton for advice on this subject, since Bill is a master in this field.  There will be song and dance routines, choreographed by Madonna, and a documentary filmed by Michael Moore, for release before the US elections of 2010.  The National Organization for Women (NOW) is throwing their support behind Dave, since no conservative women were involved.  Free condoms will be distributed by Planned Parenthood, and an on-site abortion tent will be set up at each city that the tour stops.  Only coastal and heavily Democrat states will be visited, since no Middle-America states will matter, because the new census will give so many electoral votes to states like New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, and California that future elections will be pre-determined for Democrats.  Barbra Streisand will be the opening act, and tickets will be $2,000 each.  Funds for ticket purchases for the public will be provided by the TARP fund, through ACORN, to anyone who applies.  No proof of citizenship will be required.  Al Jazeera will be covering the event for global viewing, and the National Endowment for the Arts, will be providing posters, like the Obama-Hope Poster, to support far left agendas.  Jimmy Carter will be handing out Pro-Palenstine literature, and will give periodic announcements about any Bad Acid that may be floating around.  Special guest appearances will include an Al Gore-John Edwards duet with Rev. Wright playing the Jews Harp, William Ayers & Van Jones comedy act, and Blogo as "The Beaver".  Pelosi and Read will be doing a vaudeville style George Burns-Garcie Allen shtick, geared for the lunatic fringe left wing.  Do I see a new Woodstock?        

Words fail this writer to properly express my continuing contempt for this administration, other than simply calling them fools and criminals.  This is the worst bunch I have ever seen in my lifetime, or ever read about before me.  Everything that was warned about putting these Far Left Democrats in charge of the entire government is coming true.  The lies, corruption, incompetence, and downright insanity of the Obama liberal fascist regime should be the biggest "I told you so" ever recorded in US history.  Once again Democrats prove that the only thing they know how to do is steal Americans' money and hemorrage it at any perceived problem with zero oversight, accountability, or common sense.  Close to 90% of the American Media is nothing more than a propaganda machine for this administration that would make Mao Tse Tung, Hitler, and Stalin envious.  In their cases though, they had to take over the Press by force.  The American Press handed themselves over without a fight, and now covers for the administration because it is Too Cool To Fail.  If you want to see a microcosm of just how pathetic this administration is, check out the recent speech of Nancy Pelosi, praising illegal aliens and condemning our law enforcement for trying to do something about this out of control fiasco.  Or, read her recent Rolling Stone interview where she wants to prosecute the people from the last administration for keeping us safe for 7 years, from those "freedom fighters" in the Middle East.  It is a good thing Pelosi and her ilk was not around after WWII, to prosecute FDR, Truman, and Eisenhower as war criminals for killing those Nazi and Japanese Freedom Fighters who tried to destroy us then.  Or, Tokyo Rose Harry Reid telling Americans from 1941-1945, that the war was lost and should be given up.  Or, a President Obama telling the American public he wants to have a talk with the more reasonable Nazis, while prostrating himself before his Idol, Stalinist Russia.  I hear that Obama will be replacing the phrase Enemy Combatants with "Pink Bunnies".  What a MAN!  America proves once again it will never learn from history.  It is not that we are "Too Big To Fail", it is that we are "Too Ridiculous To Succeed".     

I guess the red flags didn't wake up an uninformed, unaware, uneducated, dullard, brainwashed, superficial public to the obvious:  Born of an African Radical Black Militant Muslim and a Hippie; Sent to a Muslim school; Raised by an Ultra Liberal Grandfather; Given a free ride to prestigious colleges merely because of race; Trained, mentored, indoctrinated, and funded by communists, Marxists, socialists, liberal fascists, anarchists, domestic terrorists, anti-whites, anti-Semitics, anti-Americans, faux-christian radicals, and extremist lunatic fringe fifth columnists; Carried through the corrupt Illinois legislature to the US Senate by like minded America haters, where his rear end didn't hit the seat in his new office, before he was arrogantly running for President of the United States, as a run-nothing-done-nothing zero-experience no-merit candidate, with delusions of grandeur, megalomania, and a Messiah complex, who claims his infintile judgment and celebrity is enough to overide his pathetic naivite and lack of any sort of reasonable experience. This job is so far over his head, he couldn't throw a basketball over it.  And yet...the indoctrinated dumbed-down American public, beaten into submission by the propaganda of over 80% of the corrupt Media, and almost every institute of learning, staggered to the polls like zombies or lobotomized mental patients, drooling all the way, to vote for this over-hyped motivational speaker; this fugitive from a pyramid marketing scam seminar; as the first affirmative action President. This is a historic election, not for electing the first black American as President, but for electing the first black militant Marxist liberal fascist as President.  A bloodless communist coup has occured in America, and we gave it up without a fight.  When I think of Presidents, I think of Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln, not a degenerate Barrack Hussein Obama.  It might as well be Adolf Hitler Smith trained by the KKK, to be the eqivalent from the right wing as this loon is from the left wing. This fool is a stain on America that no amount of carpet cleaner can remove, and America deserves everything it gets from this point forward. I do not accept this America hating traitor as President and I never will. Get ready for the second great depression with Hoover-esque tax increases, China/Russia as the new world power from their oil money, while we mount sails on our cars and protect our cariboo, putting our military on the curb, and all going on welfare with the new illegal alien nation on the same line waiting for medical services, as the American corporations flee this ridiculous country while small businessmen fold up because they are now the "rich" targets, in the new race/class war conflict of this new administration.  Obama Thought Police are on the way in our new Orwellian 1984 dystopia, so this may be my last transmission in what is left of internet-free America until Obama's Black Panther Security forces show up here with their nightsticks.  Obama is the Borg, resistance is futile, you will be assimilated.  Political Correctness is now the law. Good Bye and Good Luck!         

In a secret underground laboratory beneath the Apollo Theater in New York City, the evil Dr. Frankensoros has labored for many years to create the perfect Liberal Fascist Golem to become President of the United States.  Merely implanting computer chips into the minds of Al Gore and John Kerry proved to be a failed experiment, in the last two elections.  This time there is no room for error.  He decided to build the creature from scratch, rather than create the "Manchurian Candidate" for 2008.  Frankensoros used his vast fortune to obtain the DNA of Adolph Hitler (for the crowd numbing oratory that could induce mass hysteria), Karl Marx (for the theories of government), Joseph Stalin (for his ability to find and destroy dissidents), Ted Bundy (for a sociopath's charm and ability to fake real feelings, while keeping an undistracted eye on the prize), Mao Tse Tung (for his ability to shape huge masses of population to his will, through indoctrination), Neville Chamberlain (for his appeasement skills), Idi Amin (for the necessary ruthlessness), George Clooney (extracted while he was in a drunken stupor, for the good looks, sexiness, and comfortable movement, in the Monster's new skin), John Belushi (for his almost infinite ability to absorb drugs and still function), and Richard Pryor (for the ability to be anti-white, but with humor).  Next, Frankensoros needed an unused or "virgin" brain, completely void of thought, for programming.  It had to be fresh.  He sent his minions to a popular Hollywood Rehab Clinic, and stole the brain of Paris Hilton, without anyone noticing the difference.  Next he used the body of Malcolm X, frozen in his laboratoty since 1965, and with a few minor plastic surgeries, created the shell for the "Obama Cyborg", and placed the virgin brain (virgin in thought, not deed), into the head of the shell.  For the Bride of Frankensoros' Monster, he took the DNA of Huey P. Newton of the Black Panthers, and spliced it with that of Jackie Kennedy, and grew her to complete formation.  Recently, during her forced absense from the political campaign trail, the DNA of Angela Davis, obtained from a water glass, used at her keynote speech engagement this year, at the "Midwest Bisexual Lesbian Gay Transgender Ally College Conference (not made up), was injected directly into her brain, in anticipation of the November victory. Elements of "The Borg" from Star Trek Fictional Universe were built into a super computer chip for implantation into the yet unused brain, of the Obama Cyborg, to create the assimilation skills necessary to integrate beings and cultures into the current Liberal collective.  These chips have already proven to be successful in all the Democrats in the US Congress and Senate, with the "Queen Control Chip" previously implanted into Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid, in order to instantly disperse Liberal Talking Points and Phrases from the Queen Control Host to the entire Congress and Senate, and bring in unanimous liberal votes on command.  This is why all liberal phrases spoken from these implant Hosts, to the Media, are identical.  Now, all that was necessary to complete this diabolical plan was to implant the "King Master Control Chip" into the Frankensoros' Monster brain, for absolute control of the Liberal Fascist Democrats and thus total control of America and the Free World, if elected.  This was accomplished and America has seen the results.  Now with only weeks to stop the Obama Apocalypse, the only person standing in the way of America's total assimilation into the World Liberal Fascist Movement (the WLFM), is McCain Van Helsing, who has been hunting Dr. Frankensoros' laboratory, and the Frankensoros' Monster for decades.  Stay tuned for the next chapter.  Your life depends on it.        

Why is no one looking into the mere possibility that Liberal Extremist Big Money and Bank Connections, like that provided by Billionaire George Soros, and other mega rich America haters, have deliberately caused this economic crisis, one month before the election, and only after McCain was finally showing ahead in the polls.  This is too big of a coincidence to ignore.  Liberal fascists know this crisis will eclipse all of the obvious reasons and red flags against an Obama presidency, since the American voter seems incapable of concentrating on more than one issue at a time.  Knowing this, far left loons could very well have orchestrated this economic crisis the same way they orchestrate illegal voting, and indoctrination of Americans through Schools, Colleges, and most of the American Media.  They obviously don't care about voter fraud funding for Obama trained ACORN, to help Obama steal the election, or flaunting their long time love affair with communists (like one of Obama's early mentors), socialists, dictators (like the Democrat's darling Castro), terrorists (liberal freedom fighters according to the corrupt American media, and William Ayers, Obama friend and supporter), totalitarian regimes (like friend of the liberals, Hugo Chavez), anti-Semites (like Obama supporter Nation of Islam Farrakhan), anti-Americans (like Obama spiritual advisor Rev. Wright), the useless UN, and a host of other "America-is-an-evil-nation" Democrats and lunatic fringe liberals.  The question is not whether or not they would really do this, but why wouldn't they, as they certainly have no shame in all their other endeavors.  The Democrat Party is now securely under the control of the far left extremists, with San Fran Cisco Values Pelosi running the House, and Surrender Harry Reid at the head of the Senate.  All they need now is Rubber Stamp Liberal Obama to complete the Trifecta, to go along with every lunatic Bill the liberals can dish out in the next four years to destroy any semblance of real America.       

This Presidential election is a must win for Demoocrats and they will accomplish this by whatever means necessary.  Obama will raise his mighty hand and the dead will walk..to the polls.  Alzheimers patients will suddenly remember to vote.  Pets without opposable thumbs will evolve to vote.  Felons will somehow escape prisons to vote.  The mentally incompetent will become sane enough to vote.  Illegal Aliens will vote by the thousands, with promises of immediate citizenship.  Mysterious unmarked buses will show up in all the key states loaded with people who will represent themselves as twenty-five different people each, to vote, where the USA still cannot press for ID cards to keep voting uncorrupted.  Military votes will disappear.  This miracle will be accomplished with the help of the major Networks, News and Talk Shows, Radio, Print Media, Films and Hollywood celebrities, all the Colleges and classrooms steeped in propaganda, and finacial help from socialist billionaires.  The new America led by the firm of Obama, Pelosi and Reid, will signal the conservative and traditional values apocalypse.  There will be no one to veto outrageous extremist liberal bills passed by a filibuster-proof legislature.  If the Liberal Fascists can't win the Presidency in this political climate then the Extreme Left is finished.  All the hippies, druggies, and anarchists from the 1960s who are now all middle aged and run most of the Government will lose their momentum.  Please..someone out there somewhere..help us from this Liberal Rapture.  Amen. 

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