Posted by
Neo-Winston Smith on Friday, October 09, 2009 1:01:01 PM
10. BUSH DERANGEMENT SYNDROME; IT GOT OBAMA ELECTED AND CONTINUES TO REWARD HIM FOR DOING NOTHING.
9. IT MAKES AS MUCH SENSE AS JIMMY CARTER GETTING IT.
8. IT MAKES AS MUCH SENSE AS AL GORE GETTING IT.
7. IT MAKES AS MUCH SENSE AS TOM HANKS AND STEVEN SPIELBERG GETTING THE MEDAL OF FREEDOM.
6. THE NOBEL PRIZE COMMITTEE HAS SOME REALLY GOOD DOPE.
5. HUGO CHAVEZ WAS A CLOSE SECOND.
4. THE SWINE FLU HAS A COMPONENT VIRUS THAT CAUSES BRAIN DAMAGE, RESULTING IN LIBERAL LUNACY.
3. THIS IS THE CONSOLATION PRIZE FOR LOSING THE OLYMPICS.
2. THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE HAS BECOME A REVERSE BAROMETER TO COMMON SENSE.
1. OBAMA SECRETLY AGREED TO DISBAND ALL USA ARMED FORCES, AND DESTROY OUR DEFENSE WEAPONS WITH THE CASH-FOR-CLUNKERS CARS.