Posted by
Neo-Winston Smith on Tuesday, October 06, 2009 1:30:29 PM
I hear there may be a Letterman-Obama Apology tour in the works. The plan is to combine apologies for America that Obama is so fond of, with apologies for being a serial philanderer and overall creep, by Letterman. Dave is said to have contacted Bill Clinton for advice on this subject, since Bill is a master in this field. There will be song and dance routines, choreographed by Madonna, and a documentary filmed by Michael Moore, for release before the US elections of 2010. The National Organization for Women (NOW) is throwing their support behind Dave, since no conservative women were involved. Free condoms will be distributed by Planned Parenthood, and an on-site abortion tent will be set up at each city that the tour stops. Only coastal and heavily Democrat states will be visited, since no Middle-America states will matter, because the new census will give so many electoral votes to states like New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, and California that future elections will be pre-determined for Democrats. Barbra Streisand will be the opening act, and tickets will be $2,000 each. Funds for ticket purchases for the public will be provided by the TARP fund, through ACORN, to anyone who applies. No proof of citizenship will be required. Al Jazeera will be covering the event for global viewing, and the National Endowment for the Arts, will be providing posters, like the Obama-Hope Poster, to support far left agendas. Jimmy Carter will be handing out Pro-Palenstine literature, and will give periodic announcements about any Bad Acid that may be floating around. Special guest appearances will include an Al Gore-John Edwards duet with Rev. Wright playing the Jews Harp, William Ayers & Van Jones comedy act, and Blogo as "The Beaver". Pelosi and Read will be doing a vaudeville style George Burns-Garcie Allen shtick, geared for the lunatic fringe left wing. Do I see a new Woodstock?