It is clear that many of our elected officials in the Executive Branch, the Senate, and the House of Representatives, are either corrupt beyond salvage, delusional to the point of insanity, idiotic short of drooling, liberal fascist fanatics, or just plain useless, and must be voted out of office at the earliest available moment, to save America. The only way to put a road block in front of this administration’s, (anti-free market, anti-capitalism, anti-free press, anti-Christian, anti-Israel, Pro-Big Government, Pro-Marxist, Pro-Communist, Pro-Socialist, Pro-Totalitarian, Pro-Radical Muslim, Pro-Revolutionary, Pro-Tax & Spend, and overall Anti-American agenda), passing horrendous bills into law, that go against everything our Founding Fathers stood for, is to vote out the swooning automatic loony liberal votes in the Senate and House in 2010; then vote out Obama and his Marxist and Maoist stooges in 2012.     

The following is a list of those people, regardless of political party, who must go, ASAP, in order of Offensiveness!

1.       Benedict Arlen “Magic-Bullet” Specter

2.       Olympia “I’m Really a Closet Liberal” Snowe.

3.       Chris “Sweet Mortgage/Financial Collapse” Dodd

4.       Barney “Fannie & Freddie Collapse/Banking Queen” Frank

5.       Harry “Night of the Living Dead” Reid

6.       Nancy “San Francisco Loon/Bad Bill Rebrander” Pelosi

7.       Al “ACORN-Elected/Bogus Ballot Bozo” Franken

8.       Patrick “Dazed and Confused” Leahy

9.       Barbara “Don’t Call Me M’am” Boxer

10.   Roland “How Did I Get Here?” Burris

11.   Robert “Am I Still Alive?” Byrd

12.  “Chicago As Usual” Durbin

13.   John “Catsup Cash” Kerry

14.   Carl “Lockstep Liberal Flack” Levin

15.   Bob “Can NJ Get Any More Corrupt?” Menendez

16.   John “Bought The Power” Rockefeller

17.   Bernard “American Lenin” Sanders

18.   Chuck “Third Ranking/Third Rate Liberal” Schumer

19.   Russ “Illegal Alien Advocate” Feingold

20.   Diane “Another San Francisco Loon” Feinstein

21.   Paul “Ted Kennedy Seat Warmer”  Kirk

22.   Henry “No One Else Would Hire Me” Waxman

23.   Maxine “Exit, Stage Left” Waters

24.   Alan “Frothing At The Mouth” Grayson

25.   John “Never Read A Bill” Conyers

26.   Jerry “ACORN Protector/Union Flack” Nadler

27.   Charlie “No Taxes For Me” Rangel

28.   Anthony “My Name Says It All” Weiner

29.   Greg “How Do I Stay Here?” Meeks

30.   Gary “ Liberal Flack Man” Ackerman

31.   Chaka “Who?” Fattah

32.   John “Disgrace to the Marines” Murtha

33.   Patrick “How Do You Think I Got Here?” Kennedy

34.   Sheila “Another Far Left Loon” Jackson Lee

Our government is insane. Liberal Fascism and Wimp Conservatism have taken over every facet of American life.  We went from "EVERYONE GETS A TROPHY" to "GETTING A TROPHY AHEAD OF ANY ACCOMPLISHMENT".  Our totally loony government has now gone from "PASSING BILLS INTO LAW WITHOUT READING THEM" to "PASSING BILLS INTO LAW THAT ARE NOT WRITTEN YET".  Our own President has received the Nobel Peace Prize for merely giving speeches about future plans for accomplishment, and attacks any media that is not fawning over him.  We have tax cheats running the tax system, communists running our free market system, unindicted criminals passing our laws, illegal aliens voting in our elections, and enemies who behead us given the "COMFY-CHAIR" treatment.  When will Americans revolt against our Bipolar-Delusional Senate and House of Representatives?  When will citizens unite against our Malignant Narcissist Megalomaniac President?  Unfortunately there are no more insane asylums to put these people in, so let us return them to the ranks of the ambulatory schizophrenics of the streets.  We can start by voting every lunatic in the Senate and House of Representatives out of office in 2010, and vote out our Marxist President and his team of Czars in 2012.  In the meantime, we must make ourselves heard to every one of these fools in office, and stop anything they try to do.  Nothing must be allowed to be put into law by this group, who are clearly in a current state of berserk mass hysteria.   

I hear there may be a Letterman-Obama Apology tour in the works.  The plan is to combine apologies for America that Obama is so fond of, with apologies for being a serial philanderer and overall creep, by Letterman.  Dave is said to have contacted Bill Clinton for advice on this subject, since Bill is a master in this field.  There will be song and dance routines, choreographed by Madonna, and a documentary filmed by Michael Moore, for release before the US elections of 2010.  The National Organization for Women (NOW) is throwing their support behind Dave, since no conservative women were involved.  Free condoms will be distributed by Planned Parenthood, and an on-site abortion tent will be set up at each city that the tour stops.  Only coastal and heavily Democrat states will be visited, since no Middle-America states will matter, because the new census will give so many electoral votes to states like New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, and California that future elections will be pre-determined for Democrats.  Barbra Streisand will be the opening act, and tickets will be $2,000 each.  Funds for ticket purchases for the public will be provided by the TARP fund, through ACORN, to anyone who applies.  No proof of citizenship will be required.  Al Jazeera will be covering the event for global viewing, and the National Endowment for the Arts, will be providing posters, like the Obama-Hope Poster, to support far left agendas.  Jimmy Carter will be handing out Pro-Palenstine literature, and will give periodic announcements about any Bad Acid that may be floating around.  Special guest appearances will include an Al Gore-John Edwards duet with Rev. Wright playing the Jews Harp, William Ayers & Van Jones comedy act, and Blogo as "The Beaver".  Pelosi and Read will be doing a vaudeville style George Burns-Garcie Allen shtick, geared for the lunatic fringe left wing.  Do I see a new Woodstock?        

TOP 10 REASONS TO NEVER WATCH DAVID LETTERMAN:

10. DAVE HAS THE HOTS FOR SARAH PALIN’S UNDERAGE DAUGHTER.

9. DAVE HAS THE HOTS FOR ALL THE OBAMAS.

8. DAVE HAS THE HOTS FOR ANYTHING IN A SKIRT ON HIS STAFF, INCLUDING THE SCOTTISH MAN IN A KILT.

7.  DAVE IS RECYCLING ALL THE REPUBLICAN JOKES HE HAS EVER SAID, BACK TO EISENHOWER, TO AVOID HAVING TO TELL ANY JOKES ABOUT DEMOCRATS.

6. DAVE NEVER MISSES AN OPPORTUNITY TO CHEAP SHOT ANY CONSERVATIVE, EVEN IF HE HAS THE HOTS FOR THEM.

5. WHEN DAVE IS AT HIS DESK ON THE SHOW, HE IS NUDE BELOW THE WAISTE FOR ALL FEMALE GUESTS, AND SOMETIMES FOR THE MEN.

4. DAVE’S IDOLS ARE HUGH HEFNER, WILT CHAMBERLAIN, JOHN EDWARDS, AND THE LOCAL PROCURER WHO GETS HIM HOOKERS.

3. DAVE KEEPS A SEXUAL HARASSMENT ATTORNEY IN HIS GUEST COTTAGE LIKE A CONCIERGE DOCTOR.

2. DAVE TAKES VIAGRA BEFORE EVEY SHOW, JUST IN CASE HE GETS LUCKY.

1. DAVE HAS THE HOTS FOR HIMSELF.