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OBAMA AT THE UNITED NATIONS

Posted by Neo-Winston Smith on Wednesday, September 23, 2009 12:17:42 PM

Obama’s speech at the UN, September, 23, 2009, exhibited a homogenous blend of supreme arrogance and deluded cluelessness. Obama proves again that he is a legend in his own mind. It seems apropos that one ridiculous speech is followed by another in the form of Muammar Gaddafi. I think that in all future speeches at the UN, Obama should wear robes, a fez, and dark glasses, instead of his usual Malcolm X suit. In fact I think that all crackpot dictators and dictator wannabes should all dress in fashion that depicts their true place in the world. The UN could create a special dressing room where clothing could be kept, to be worn by future megalomaniacal heads of state. I am particularly fond of outfits like the Kim Jong-Il jump suit, the Gaddafi flowing robes, the Castro fatigues, the Che Guevara beret, previous president of Indonesia Sukarno’s fez, Idi Amin’s president for life military style uniform with self awarded medals, Fransisco Franco’s sunglasses, Hitler’s jackboots, and the epaulette shirts with dickeys worn by Hugo Chavez. Of course this room would remain open to future contributions as they arise. I am sure Obama could create the perfect outfit there, on his next visit to the UN, and show solidarity with the rest of the world’s fascist leaders in his garb.

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TOP 10 REASONS OBAMA APPEARED ON LETTERMAN

Posted by Neo-Winston Smith on Monday, September 21, 2009 11:55:36 PM
10. OBAMA IS LOOKING FOR A CZAR THAT NO ONE WILL LAUGH AT.
9.   OBAMA LIKES TO TALK TO PEOPLE WITH A SIMILAR LEVEL OF EXPERIENCE IN GOVERNMENT AND THE MILITARY.
8.   OBAMA CAN'T FIND ANYONE MORE LEFT WING THAN HE IS, TO STAND NEXT TO.
7.   LETTERMAN COULDN'T GET AHMADINEJAD OR KIM JONG-IL.
6.   LETTERMAN NEEDS A BAIL-OUT. 
5.   LETTERMAN WANTS TO AUDITION FOR OBAMA'S REICHSMINISTER OF PROPAGANDA.
4.   OBAMA WANTS TO TRY OUT HIS NEW ALL-OBAMA-ALL-THE-TIME TALK SHOW, FOR ALL U.S. NETWORKS, AFTER HE MAKES FOX NEWS ILLEGAL.
3.   OBAMA WANTS TO USE THE TAPE FROM THE SHOW AS A NEW INTERROGATION TECHNIQUE FOR TERRORISTS.
2.   OBAMA NEEDS A CROWD GUARANTEED TO SWOON OVER STYLE WITHOUT SUBSTANCE.
1.   OBAMA ISN'T GETTING ENOUGH TONGUE AT THE WHITE HOUSE.     
  
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OBAMA, THE TEFLON DON

Posted by Neo-Winston Smith on Thursday, September 17, 2009 11:26:44 AM
Only Obama can scrap the missile defense shield for Europe and tell the public, it increases global security. Just like a Public Health Option will not interfere with your current health coverage, won't cost the taxpayers a dime, and won't cover illegal aliens. Just like the current 10% unemployment shows he has saved jobs and the economy. Just like his tripling our Debt isn't his fault. Just like surrounding himself with Czars who are communists, revolutionaries, anarchists, domestic terrorists, and lunatics, does not mean he is one. Just like he has no clue that ACORN is a criminal organization. Just like he sat in front of Jeremiah Wright for 20 years and never heard anything inflammatory against America. Just like he knew nothing of William Ayers background. Just like the liquid hitting my leg is rain. This President reminds me of a perpetrator caught red handed, who says, "That's not my gun. That's not my drugs. This is not even my car." 
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