Posted by
Neo-Winston Smith on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 12:34:13 PM
Bush Derangement Syndrome is only surpassed by its replacement, Obama Worship Hysteria. I keep thinking that I am in the comic strip Li’l Abner. As Obama destroys everything that America stands for, to swooning crowds in the USA; it reminds me of the exploits of the citizens of Dogpatch, U.S.A., who cheer with equal enthusiasm, when Senator Jack S. Phogbound announces that the government has named their town the most unnecessary place in America and an evacuation is ordered to clear the town for atomic bomb testing. The townspeople of Dogpatch only decide to fight the orders when they learn that the evacuation will take place before the annual Sadie Hawkins Day Race, when Daisy Mae plans to catch her sweetheart Li'l Abner Yokum. If only true Americans could organize a National Sadie Hawkins Day Race, maybe the spell of Obama’s Evil Eye Fleagle Triple Whammy, over the gullible masses, could be broken. Unfortunately, as long as most of our population, gazes at Obama, like they just took one look at Stupefyin’ Jones, we’re doomed.