In a secret underground laboratory beneath the Apollo Theater in New York City, the evil Dr. Frankensoros has labored for many years to create the perfect Liberal Fascist Golem to become President of the United States.  Merely implanting computer chips into the minds of Al Gore and John Kerry proved to be a failed experiment, in the last two elections.  This time there is no room for error.  He decided to build the creature from scratch, rather than create the "Manchurian Candidate" for 2008.  Frankensoros used his vast fortune to obtain the DNA of Adolph Hitler (for the crowd numbing oratory that could induce mass hysteria), Karl Marx (for the theories of government), Joseph Stalin (for his ability to find and destroy dissidents), Ted Bundy (for a sociopath's charm and ability to fake real feelings, while keeping an undistracted eye on the prize), Mao Tse Tung (for his ability to shape huge masses of population to his will, through indoctrination), Neville Chamberlain (for his appeasement skills), Idi Amin (for the necessary ruthlessness), George Clooney (extracted while he was in a drunken stupor, for the good looks, sexiness, and comfortable movement, in the Monster's new skin), John Belushi (for his almost infinite ability to absorb drugs and still function), and Richard Pryor (for the ability to be anti-white, but with humor).  Next, Frankensoros needed an unused or "virgin" brain, completely void of thought, for programming.  It had to be fresh.  He sent his minions to a popular Hollywood Rehab Clinic, and stole the brain of Paris Hilton, without anyone noticing the difference.  Next he used the body of Malcolm X, frozen in his laboratoty since 1965, and with a few minor plastic surgeries, created the shell for the "Obama Cyborg", and placed the virgin brain (virgin in thought, not deed), into the head of the shell.  For the Bride of Frankensoros' Monster, he took the DNA of Huey P. Newton of the Black Panthers, and spliced it with that of Jackie Kennedy, and grew her to complete formation.  Recently, during her forced absense from the political campaign trail, the DNA of Angela Davis, obtained from a water glass, used at her keynote speech engagement this year, at the "Midwest Bisexual Lesbian Gay Transgender Ally College Conference (not made up), was injected directly into her brain, in anticipation of the November victory. Elements of "The Borg" from Star Trek Fictional Universe were built into a super computer chip for implantation into the yet unused brain, of the Obama Cyborg, to create the assimilation skills necessary to integrate beings and cultures into the current Liberal collective.  These chips have already proven to be successful in all the Democrats in the US Congress and Senate, with the "Queen Control Chip" previously implanted into Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid, in order to instantly disperse Liberal Talking Points and Phrases from the Queen Control Host to the entire Congress and Senate, and bring in unanimous liberal votes on command.  This is why all liberal phrases spoken from these implant Hosts, to the Media, are identical.  Now, all that was necessary to complete this diabolical plan was to implant the "King Master Control Chip" into the Frankensoros' Monster brain, for absolute control of the Liberal Fascist Democrats and thus total control of America and the Free World, if elected.  This was accomplished and America has seen the results.  Now with only weeks to stop the Obama Apocalypse, the only person standing in the way of America's total assimilation into the World Liberal Fascist Movement (the WLFM), is McCain Van Helsing, who has been hunting Dr. Frankensoros' laboratory, and the Frankensoros' Monster for decades.  Stay tuned for the next chapter.  Your life depends on it.