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Superman's Bizarro World & Obama

I have finally figured out how a person like Barack Obama is ahead of John McCain in all the polls for the election of our next President.  How the most far left, lunatic fringe endorsed, least accomplished, zero experienced, megalomaniacal, hustler, to ever run for this office, can get more support than a great man with decades of military and Senatorial experience.  How a cowardly, marxist-communist-socialist liberal fascist can get more votes than a courageous, traditional-values, true American hero.  How a man trained to never take a stand on a controversial issue, and always lock-step with his party, can possibly beat a man who always speaks his mind and stands up to his own party, regardless of the consequenses.  How any voter could possibly imagine Obama over McCain, as a Commander-in-Chief, and leader of the free world, in a collapsing world economy, and global terrorist threats, when there is absolutely no evidence of a single accomplishment, other than grandiose speeches, to his credit.  His supporters say Obama is ready to lead, based solely on his judgment,  in the absense of experience.  Based on what?  Where has this magnificent judgment ever been shown to exist in Obama's entire life?  Is it when he allied himself with communists, socialists, Marxists, anarchists, domestic and foreign terrorists, anti-white anti-American radical preachers, voter fraud organizations, and every far left group in America?  Or, is it when he was wrong about the Surge in Iraq, and took the spineless approach on the invasion of Georgia by the Russians, in his first two tests of his foreign policy judgment.  In the face of it all, media indoctrinated Americans run swooning to the polls for this ultimate poser.  So what makes it all make sense.  There is only one explanation.  Somehow the earth slipped through a dimensional warp and we are all now in Bizarro World, where everything is upside down and backwards.  Either that, or we are in the first stage of the Apocalypse, evidenced by the unearned, unwarranted, and unexplainable mass hysteria of the American masses cheering for their own doom in an Anti-Christ Obama Presidency.  Unfortunately, we can't get enough de-programmers out to the public in time to counter the effects of the Moonie-esque adoration to this ultimate con.           
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The Wounded Lion

A solitary wounded lion named Usa, makes it's way across the wilderness.  It has been separated from it's Pride, called Frewurld, but still has cubs to protect, who frolic in the dim light of evening, unaware of the hazards in the dark.  The cubs are named Reepub, Deemo, and Indee.  Reepub is alert and watches the darkness, while Deemo runs and plays without care.  Indee is the youngest and follows whichever sibling is closest, at the moment.  Frewurld behaved as if it didn't need Usa, and ran ahead recklessly, without waiting for the more powerful Usa and the cubs.  The wound of Usa is only superficial, but it is infected by exposure to the disease of the lion's enemies in the last battle.  Such infections are known as Leftufar among the Pride.  Usa needs to get cleaned of the infection, and rest, in order to stay healthy, and continue to protect the cubs. The wound was given to the lion by a pack of jackels, known as the Mideest, that it fought off earlier to protect the cubs.  Unfortunately the lion only killed two of the jackals, named Erack and Afgaan, and weakened by the fight, regretably allowed the other ones to escape; but the lion still smells them out there in the dark.  The remaining jackals are Alkiid, Hezbol, Hahmus, Taleeb, and Ploh.  During the light of day, they hide in dens called Eeraan, Seeriah, Wuhzeer, and Pulista, spread across the wilderness, waiting for the lion to weaken further and lose the strength and will to defend itself and the cubs.  They do not know the courage of the lion.  Many times Usa told the pride they must rid the wilderness of these jackals, but Frewurld was almost unanimously against any pre-emptive move.  The lion's plight is now complicated by the scent of two old starving leopards, named Ussar and Chiin, who could not kill the lion if either one attacked alone, but may be able to overcome Usa if they attack together, when the lion is weak and tired from the effect of Leftufar.  Their fervor is amplified by there hunger, and now they are considering this course of action for the first time.  The old leopards have already killed two smaller animals called Tib and jorj, to test their strength in the potential battle with Usa.  Usa realizes again, that if Frewurld will not assist, the lion may have to fight them all.  The old leopards may wait until Usa has dealt with the remaining jackals, and when the lion is at its weakest, attack and finish it off.  The leopards will then rule the wilderness, as they know, without Usa, Frewurld will be no threat, and the cubs are just another meal.    
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FRANKENSOROS' MONSTER

In a secret underground laboratory beneath the Apollo Theater in New York City, the evil Dr. Frankensoros has labored for many years to create the perfect Liberal Fascist Golem to become President of the United States.  Merely implanting computer chips into the minds of Al Gore and John Kerry proved to be a failed experiment, in the last two elections.  This time there is no room for error.  He decided to build the creature from scratch, rather than create the "Manchurian Candidate" for 2008.  Frankensoros used his vast fortune to obtain the DNA of Adolph Hitler (for the crowd numbing oratory that could induce mass hysteria), Karl Marx (for the theories of government), Joseph Stalin (for his ability to find and destroy dissidents), Ted Bundy (for a sociopath's charm and ability to fake real feelings, while keeping an undistracted eye on the prize), Mao Tse Tung (for his ability to shape huge masses of population to his will, through indoctrination), Neville Chamberlain (for his appeasement skills), Idi Amin (for the necessary ruthlessness), George Clooney (extracted while he was in a drunken stupor, for the good looks, sexiness, and comfortable movement, in the Monster's new skin), John Belushi (for his almost infinite ability to absorb drugs and still function), and Richard Pryor (for the ability to be anti-white, but with humor).  Next, Frankensoros needed an unused or "virgin" brain, completely void of thought, for programming.  It had to be fresh.  He sent his minions to a popular Hollywood Rehab Clinic, and stole the brain of Paris Hilton, without anyone noticing the difference.  Next he used the body of Malcolm X, frozen in his laboratoty since 1965, and with a few minor plastic surgeries, created the shell for the "Obama Cyborg", and placed the virgin brain (virgin in thought, not deed), into the head of the shell.  For the Bride of Frankensoros' Monster, he took the DNA of Huey P. Newton of the Black Panthers, and spliced it with that of Jackie Kennedy, and grew her to complete formation.  Recently, during her forced absense from the political campaign trail, the DNA of Angela Davis, obtained from a water glass, used at her keynote speech engagement this year, at the "Midwest Bisexual Lesbian Gay Transgender Ally College Conference (not made up), was injected directly into her brain, in anticipation of the November victory. Elements of "The Borg" from Star Trek Fictional Universe were built into a super computer chip for implantation into the yet unused brain, of the Obama Cyborg, to create the assimilation skills necessary to integrate beings and cultures into the current Liberal collective.  These chips have already proven to be successful in all the Democrats in the US Congress and Senate, with the "Queen Control Chip" previously implanted into Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid, in order to instantly disperse Liberal Talking Points and Phrases from the Queen Control Host to the entire Congress and Senate, and bring in unanimous liberal votes on command.  This is why all liberal phrases spoken from these implant Hosts, to the Media, are identical.  Now, all that was necessary to complete this diabolical plan was to implant the "King Master Control Chip" into the Frankensoros' Monster brain, for absolute control of the Liberal Fascist Democrats and thus total control of America and the Free World, if elected.  This was accomplished and America has seen the results.  Now with only weeks to stop the Obama Apocalypse, the only person standing in the way of America's total assimilation into the World Liberal Fascist Movement (the WLFM), is McCain Van Helsing, who has been hunting Dr. Frankensoros' laboratory, and the Frankensoros' Monster for decades.  Stay tuned for the next chapter.  Your life depends on it.        
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ADD 1 MORE TO THE 3 BIGGEST LIES

If the totally undeserved, unearned worship, and easy political success of someone like Obama has taught us anything, it is this:  The majority of America is truly the most superficial, silly, ignorant, uninformed, and unaware bunch of ADHD people in the world.  When did the Presidency become just another beauty contest, with most emphasis placed on the swimsuit competition, and all the judges bought and paid for.  I have never seen such cheering for a candidate who boldly tells the masses that he is going to take their money and give it to the dregs of humanity, and allow more illegal dregs to have citizenship, and give them their money too.  This is reverse Darwinism; survival of the un-fittest.  Also, that he will not engage or defend them against our enemies, militarily, but rather, will merely talk to them, and try to endear them to us, through the magic of his speech.  And finally, that he will exchange our freedom for guaranteed comfort for all.  Hoorah, Hoorah, the pathetic crowd yells, and swoons.  Therefore the 4th biggest lie is that the American voter is smart and informed.    

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LIBERAL BILLIONAIRES MANIPULATE THIS ECONOMIC CRISIS

Why is no one looking into the mere possibility that Liberal Extremist Big Money and Bank Connections, like that provided by Billionaire George Soros, and other mega rich America haters, have deliberately caused this economic crisis, one month before the election, and only after McCain was finally showing ahead in the polls.  This is too big of a coincidence to ignore.  Liberal fascists know this crisis will eclipse all of the obvious reasons and red flags against an Obama presidency, since the American voter seems incapable of concentrating on more than one issue at a time.  Knowing this, far left loons could very well have orchestrated this economic crisis the same way they orchestrate illegal voting, and indoctrination of Americans through Schools, Colleges, and most of the American Media.  They obviously don't care about voter fraud funding for Obama trained ACORN, to help Obama steal the election, or flaunting their long time love affair with communists (like one of Obama's early mentors), socialists, dictators (like the Democrat's darling Castro), terrorists (liberal freedom fighters according to the corrupt American media, and William Ayers, Obama friend and supporter), totalitarian regimes (like friend of the liberals, Hugo Chavez), anti-Semites (like Obama supporter Nation of Islam Farrakhan), anti-Americans (like Obama spiritual advisor Rev. Wright), the useless UN, and a host of other "America-is-an-evil-nation" Democrats and lunatic fringe liberals.  The question is not whether or not they would really do this, but why wouldn't they, as they certainly have no shame in all their other endeavors.  The Democrat Party is now securely under the control of the far left extremists, with San Fran Cisco Values Pelosi running the House, and Surrender Harry Reid at the head of the Senate.  All they need now is Rubber Stamp Liberal Obama to complete the Trifecta, to go along with every lunatic Bill the liberals can dish out in the next four years to destroy any semblance of real America.       
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OBAMA-AYERS-ACORN-WRIGHT-LUNATIC FRINGE

 I don't understand why this election is starting to look like dueling milquetoasts.  That last debate was pathetic and McCain passed up yet another opportunity to link Obama with everything America hates to 50 milllion people; Terrorists like Ayers, Voter Frauds like ACORN, Anti-Americans like Rev. Wright, and numerous other left wing lunatic fringe associations that Obama has displayed in his carreer of done-nothing-run-nothing bad judgment politics.  Why is he pulling his punches.  I hope he handles it in the last debate, or it is over and America has a new Mao Tse Tung.  Lets start with Ayers for example; use specifics.  Ayers used Obama to distribute 50 Million Dollars to schools to radicalize them, Ayers style.  In essense breed future domestic terrorists like Ayers.  How is this any different than radical Mosques and Islamic schools breeding Jihadists.  Acorn has registered over 1 Million Voters, including absentee ballots to be used in key states to cheat in this election, with most of them being bogus.  This is an organization that Obama trained.  Hey John, put the meat in the sandwhich, or you will lose this election to this dangerous Marxist and his lunatic fringe.  Watch all the Ayers's, Wrights, Farrakhans, Al Sharptons, Jesse Jacksons, Communists, Marxists, Socialists, and all the lunatic fringe come out of the woodwork like cockroaches, after Obama gets elected, parading to the new revolving door at the Lincoln Bedroom, to help change this country forever; The New Peoples' Republic of Red America, with Chairman Obama.  Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid!     

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AMERICA, ON THE BRINK OF BECOMING COMMUNIST

Barack Obama is the biggest and most dangerous fraud ever perpetrated on the American public.  Obama is a Marxist Liberal backed by the lunatic left wing fringe, mentored by Anti-American Socialists and corrupt Chicago politics, and fed to the proles, through continuous propaganda, as a Savior, by the corrupt American Media.  This is exactly how the Communists took over Russia and China; by capitalizing of the fears of the citizens of poverty, and the hatred of the rich.  These two huge populations traded freedom for a communist state to take care of them and punish the rich.  Obama is the new Mao Tse Tung, offering a nanny state and a haven for the dregs of world, in exchange for freedom, and the sacrifice of capitalism to the alter of American Communism.  This will be the first communist revolution, that takes over a country without a fight.  Doesn't anyone in this country know history, or are they only teaching sensitivity in our pathetic liberal schools these days.  I can't believe that the voting public is so ignorant and uninformed as the polls indicate.  How can a done-nothing-run-nothing old school liberal Democrat with a track record of zero achievement, zero leadership, 100% party line voting record (when he doesn't vote merely "present"), and tied to every radical leftist group in America, be ahead in all the polls.  Am I in the Twilight Zone?  I feel like I have to wake up from a nightmare.  This man is by far the worst liberal Democrat ever presented to the American public for the presidency.  All the "red flags" of this man are being ignored.  People are ready to hand him the presidency without really knowing who he is!?  His shady past and connection to America haters is treated as if it doesn't matter.  Bush derangement syndrome is causing America to give the most powerful and important job in the world to the biggest con-man and huckster to date.  I fear the impending Obama-Nation, and the destruction of America as we know it.  Unfortunately John McCain is not exposing Obama for who he is.  All I can say now is: "America, Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid" of this American Anti-Christ posing as the new Messiah.  Beneath the slick veneer is an ugliness ready to be unleashed on America, that it cannot recover from.   

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BOLSHEVIK BARACK; JUDAS GOAT OF AMERICA

This will be the first time in history that a nation voluntarily gives up its governing power to extremist socialist revolutionaries without a fight.  Americans stand with mouths agape in amazement, like rubes at the state fair staring at the two-headed cow, ready to follow the Judas Goat Bolshevik Barack to the 21st century slaughter of true America.  How many red flags does it take to wake up an uninformed dullard public to the obvious:  Born of an African Radical Black Muslim and a Hippie; Raised by an Ultra Liberal Grandfather; Given a free ride to prestigious colleges; Trained, mentored, and funded by communists, socialists, anti-whites, anti-Semitics, anti-Americans, and extremist lunatic fringe fifth columnists; Carried through the corrupt Illinois legislature to the US Senate, where his rear end didn't hit the seat in his new office, before he was running for President of the United States, as a run-nothing-done-nothing zero-experience no-merit candidate, with delusions of grandeur, who claims his infintile judgment is enough to overide his pathetic naivite and lack of any sort of reasonable experience. This job is so far over his head, he couldn't throw a basketball over it.  And yet...the indoctrinated brainwashed American public, beaten into submission by over 80% of the Media, and almost every institute of learning, is staggering to the polls like zombies or lobotomized mental patients, drooling all the way, to vote for this over-hyped motivational speaker; this fugitive from a pyramid marketing scam seminar.  If this stooge of the far left becomes President, on that day, I will be ashamed of the population of America, and it will deserve everything it gets afterwards.        
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